Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) - Garfunkel and Oates

Intro: C G C

C G
Get on my go kart, strap myself in
C     F    C
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
   F   G
Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate
F G
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates - Brrrr!

C G
My body's tingling from my head to my toes
C     F           C
But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows
F G
Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way
F G
God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet

Am7 E7
I never guessed this trembling machine would
F G
Turn the motor on under my hood

F       G
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
F       G
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
F       G C
Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line



Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb


Hope nobody notices knows I'm getting a lube job


Don't need no gentleman to start my engine


Cause i can even feel a little rear suspension - Brrrr!


Try to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs


My shit is getting real on this indoor track


I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep 


'Cause Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep!

Now my driving is getting erratic

Cause this transmission is auto
matic

F       G
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
F       G
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
F       G C
Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line

Am7
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
E7
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it
  F
No one look at me cause this is it
G                            
Green flag go go holy shit!



F       G
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
F       G
Go kart racing, mechanical self-fornicating
F       G C
Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line

Key Change! (up 1 step) Key Change! (up 1/2 step) 


      
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating
      
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating
      
Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line 
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Hallelujah! A-men!

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