Short Shorts (Retro Nair Advert) - The Royal Teens

Short Shorts:The Royal Teens.

#3 in 1957.

                                C

Mmmm, man, dig that crazy chick..

F

Who wears short shorts?

(We wear short shorts.)

Bb

They're such short shorts!

 F

(We like short shorts.)

C

Who wears short shorts?

 F                     C7

(We wear short shorts.)

F Bb F C Bb F C

F

Who wears short shorts?

(We wear short shorts.)

Bb

They're such short shorts!

 F

(We like short shorts.)

C

Who wears short shorts?

 F                     C7

(We wear short shorts.)

F Bb F C Bb F C

F

Who wears short shorts?

(We wear short shorts.)

Bb

They're such short shorts!

 F

(We like short shorts.)

C

Who wears short shorts?

 F                     C7

(We wear short shorts.)

F Bb F C Bb F C

Fade out....!

I Like Pie, I Like Cake - The Four Clefs

Composed by George A. Little, Arthur Sizemore, and Larry Shay (1925)

Original Ukulele Accompaniment by May Singhi Breen.
Tune Ukulele A, D, F#, B and Put Uke Capo on 1st Fret

G+         C7                      

I like pie, I like cake,

                   F7

I like anything you make,

                  C     C7           A7

I like your crackers too,

                                 D7               G7

Crumbled up in chicken stew.

               C7

When I see your jelly roll,

                             F7

Then I lose my self-control.

                    C                        D7                  G7     C

But of all these things I like you best of all.

The Pitch (Spectacular, Spectacular) - Moulin Rouge

Intro: A

Zidler:

         D

Spectacular, Spectacular

    G                  

No words in the vernacular

D

 Can describe this great event

 G              A

You'll be dumb with wonderment

                      D

Returns are fixed at ten percent

          G

You must agree, that's excellent

B       A  D

And on top of your fee

All:

F      D  E  A             D      

You'll be involved artistically

Duke:

N.C.

What do you mean by that?

Chorus:

D       Bm        Am                  D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

                   A            D

So delighting! It will run for fifty years

D       Bm        Am                  D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

     E             A        D

So delighting! It will run for fifty years

Various:

D           A    D        

Elephants! Bohemians!

    Em              D

Indians! And courtesans!

A                       D

Acrobats! And juggling bears!

        A

Exotic girls! Fire-eaters!

             D    

Muscle men, contortionists!

           G

Intrigue, danger!

Tolouse:

     D

And romance!

All:

D                           E       A

Electric lights, machinery! Oh, the electricity!

F#m   D           A                   D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

          Bm   A

So delighting! It will run for fifty years

D                 A                   D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

          Bm   A                D

So delighting! It will run for fif-ty years…!

A             Am    D

Spectacular, Spectacular

         G      D

No words in the vernacular

    A              D

Can describe this great event

 A

You'll be dumb with wonderment

Tolouse:

              D

It will be a spectacle!

All:

     Em        A      Eb                D

The hills are alive, with the sound of music

       Bm         A

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

   D      Bm    A               D

So delighting! It will run for fifty years

       Bm         A             D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

       Bm       A               D

So delighting! It will run for fif-ty years...!

Duke:

N.C.

Yes, but what happens in the end?

Christian: *cough*

     A             D

The courtesan and sitar man

             G               D

Are pulled apart by an evil plan

Satine:

D

But in the end she hears his song

Christian:

G          D                 A

And their love is just too stro-ng...

Duke:

D                   F   F#

It's a little bit funny,    

Dbm          Ab   F#m G  Bm C G

This feeling insi--i--ide ...

All:

Bm      A                             D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

         A                      D

So delighting! It will run for fifty years

Christian:

      D             G

The sitar player's secret song

 D                  A

Helps her flee the evil one

            D

Though the tyrant rants and rails,

F#m              A

It is all to no ava-il.

Zidler:

A Eb              A

I -- am the evil maharaja,

Bbm            D

You will not escape!

Satine:

D                        F#

Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!

Zidler:

          G

No one's going to.

All:

D    

So exciting!

       A                    D

Will make them laugh, will make them cry

D

So delighting!

Duke:

    Bb                    Am    F#

And in the end should someone die?!

All:

D                 A                        D

So exciting! The audience will stomp and cheer

     Bm                        D           A  D

So delighting! It will run for fif-ty years...!

Duke:

N.C.

Generally I like it. 

Everything You Ever - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Capo 2nd Fret

Dm        Bb

Here lies everything

Dm          Bb           Gm

The world I wanted at my feet

Cm           Gm

My victory's complete

   Cm          Dm

So hail to the king

                Bb

(Everything you ever)

          C    D

Arise and si---ng

Dm      Bb     

So your world's benign

Dm           Bb            Gm

So you think justice has a voice

    Cm           Gm

And we all have a choice

     Cm          Dm

Well, now your world is mine

                 Bb

(Everything you ever)

         C     D

And I am fi----ne

[Instrumental]

Eb Dm   Eb   Dm

G#  Bb  G#  Bb

Bb  Am  Bb  Am

Gm  Gm/F#  D#  Cm F

Gm  Cm  G#  D

Dm       Bb

Now the nightmare's real

Dm      Bb          Gm     

Now Dr. Horrible is here

   Cm                 Gm

To make you quake with fear

   Cm                   Dm

To make the whole world kneel

                Bb

(Everything you ever)

            C

And I won't feel

N.C.

A thing


Guitar cover

Slipping - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Gm            Cm/G

Look at these people

Gm          Cm/G

Amazing how sheep'll

     Gm         Ddim

Show up for the slaughter

Gm         Cm/G

No one condemning you

      Gm      Cm/G

Lined up like lemmings

    Gm         Ddim

You led to the water

Gm                      Cm

Why can’t they see what I see?

               Gm             Cm

Why can’t they hear the lies?

Gm                 Cm                 Gm

Maybe the fees too pricey for them to realise

F#dim            Gm       Cm/G Gm

Your disguise is slipping

Cm/G           Gm       Cm

I think you’re slipping!

Gm            Cm/G       Gm           Cm/G

Now that your saviour is still as the grave

       Gm           Ddim

You’re beginning to fear me!

Gm                Cm/G

Like cavemen fear thunder

  Gm            Cm/G

I still have to wonder

    Gm         Ddim

Can you really hear me?

Cm/G

I bring you pain

    Gm                    Cm/G    Ddim

The kind you can’t suffer quietly

Cm

Fire up your brain

Gm                     Gm

Remind you inside your rioting

F#dim      Gm      Cm/G  Gm

Society is slipping

Cm/G         Gm      Cm/G D

Everything’s slipping     away… So…

Gm        Bb

Go ahead, run away

Cm         D

Say it was horrible!

Gm               Bb

Spread the word, tell a friend

Cm            D

Tell them the tale

Gm         Bb

Get a pic, do a blog

Cm         D

Heroes are over with!

Gm           Bb

Look at him, not a word

Cm          D

Hammer meet Nail!

Gm          Bb

Then I win, then I get

Cm         D

Everything I ever

Gm            Bb

All the cash, all the fame

Cm         D

And social change

Gm       Bb

Anarchy, that I run

Cm                  D

It’s Dr. Horrible’s turn

(notes)

D   Eb    D   Eb  D    Eb F#

You peo - ple all have to learn

D    Eb    D  Eb  D Eb

This world is going to

Gm

burn!

Gm

Burn!

[yeah, it’s two r’s- h-o-r-r, right]

Gm

Burn!

Gm         Cm/G

No sign of Penny

      Gm           Cm/G

Good, I would give anything

Gm          Ddim

Not to have her see

     Gm       Cm/G

It’s gonna be bloody

     Gm       Cm/G

Head up Billy Buddy

        Gm          Ddim

There’s no time for mercy

Gm           Ddim

Here goes no mercy!

A Man's Gotta Do - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Tune down 1/2 step

(Dr. Horrible)

Dm        G               Am

  A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

Dm      G                    Am

  Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through

F                G              Am

All that matters taking matters into your own hands

Dm                Em

Soon I'll control everything,

F    G

  my wish is your comm...

(Captain Hammerman)

F

Stand back everyone

Em

Nothing here to see

      G

Just imminent danger

           G            A

And in the middle of it me

     D

Yes, Captain Hammer's here

Em

hair blowing in the breeze

     G                  A

the day needs my saving expertise

  Em     A               Bm

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

   Em     A                 Bm

It seems destiny, ends with me saving you

    Em                A             Bm

The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death

A      G                 A                 D

      So I'll give you a sec to catch your breath

Thank You Hammerman:

(Penny)

D

Thank you Hammerman

Em

I don't think I can

A 

Explain how important it was

G                    A

that you stopped the van

D

I would be splattered

Em

I'd be crushed into debris

A                    A7

Thank sir for saving me

Reprise:

Captain Hammerman

Penny

Dr. Horrible

  Em     A               Bm

A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do

You came from above

Are you kidding?

   Em     A                 Bm

It seems destiny, ends with me saving you

I wonder what you're captain of

What heist were you watching? Stop looking at her like that!

Em    A                         Bm

When you're the best, you can't rest, what's the use

My heart is beating like a drum

Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?

    Em        A                   Bm

There's ass needs kicking, some ticking bomb to defuse

(I Must be in shock)?

I stopped the van! The remote control was in my hand

    Em                A             Bm

The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death

Assuming I'm not loving you to death

Whatever

G                   A               D

So please give me a sec to catch my breath

So please give me a sec to catch my breath

Balls.

Not many covers of this on the net, here's a girl covering it on the piano

So They Say - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Capo 1st Fret

Intro

      G    Am   C    D   G (chords)

A B G D A D C E D F# G (notes)

         D A D C E D F# G (notes use the same chords)

         D

So they say

         G         Am        C

Captain Hammer’s become a crusader

    D           G         Am       C

Political he’s   cleaning up the streets

       D

About time

G         Am

  So they say

          C

That it’s real love,

D            G

  so romantic

Am      C          D

    He signed this

         G

So they say

           Am          C

We’ll have blankets and beds

       D         G

We can open by Monday

  A         C

  Thanks to you

          D

Thanks to me

C         Em

  It’s the perfect story

C          G

  So they say

       Am           C

A hero leading the way

         Em

Hammer’s call to glory

Am        D       C

Let’s all be our best

                E

Next up: Who’s gay?

Am  C         D      G            Am

     So they say he saved her life

C          D                  G

 They say she works with the homeless

    Am           C

And doesn’t eat meat

D

  We have a

G           Am    C

Problem with her!

             D

This is his hair!

G   Am         C  D

      This is so nice

   G          Am             C         D

I just might sleep with the same girl twice

               G                Am

They say it’s better the second time

     C              D          G    Am

They say you get to do the weird stuff

C           D

  We do the weird stuff!

C          Em

  This is perfect for me

C         G

  So they say

              Am

I guess he’s pretty ok

C       Em

  After years of stormy

Am      D       C                 G

Sailing have I finally found the bay?

G Am C D - G Am C D

C            Em           C        G

  There’s no happy ending - So they say

    Am          C

Not for me anyway

         Em

Should I stop pretending?

         Stop pretending

Am       D        C                 G

          Or is this a  brand    new day?

take the chance to build a brand new day!

Am C D

          G      Am

This is his dry cleaning bill

C     D      G

Four sweater vests

G Am C D

My Eyes (On the Rise) - Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog

Bm intro

(Dr. Horrible)

Bm

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that human kind has gone insane

To the point where i don't know

If I'll upset the status quo

If I throw poison in the water main.

G               Bm

Listen close to everybody's heart

G                      Bm

And hear that breaking sound

G                    Bm

Hopes and dreams are shattering apart

    F#m             A

And crashing to the ground.

Bm                  G

I cannot believe my eyes

Bm                          A         G

How the world's filled with filth and lies

         Bm       A

But it's plain to see

       E/G#       G          Bm

Evil inside of me  is on the rise.

(Penny)

D

Look around

We're living with the lost and found.

Just when you feel you've almost drowned

You find yourself on solid ground

          Em                    Bm

And you believe there's good in everybody's heart

Em               Bm

Keep it safe and sound.

Em        Bm

With hope you can do your part

   A

To turn a life around

D                   G

I cannot believe my eyes

D                    A       G

Is the world finally growing wise?

Bm                 A

Cause it seems to me

             E/G#    G          Bm

Some kind of harmony  is on the rise.

(Both: Dr Horrible first line, Penny second)

D

Anyone with half a brain

Take        it     slow

D

            Could spend their whole life howling in pain

He looks at me and seems                         to know

D

                    Cause the dark is everywhere And Penny doesn't seem to care

The things that I'm afraid                       to show           And suddenly

D

That soon the dark in me is all that will remain

I feel                                 this glow

         Em                   Bm

         Listen close to      everybody's heart

And I believe there's good in everybody's heart

    Em                 Bm

And hear that breaking sound

    Keep it safe   and sound

Em                   Bm

Hopes and dreams are shattering apart

    With hope you can     do your part

F#                  A

And crashing to the ground.

     To turn a life around.

D                   G

I cannot believe my eyes

I cannot believe my eyes

D                           A         G

How the world's filled with filth and lies

How the world's finally     growing   wise

         Bm                       A

But it's plain to see

                And it's plain to see

        E/G#             G

Evil inside of me

       Rapture inside of me

          Bm

is on the rise...

is on the rise...

Bm outro