Bret, You've Got It Goin' On - Flight of the Conchords

Dm7
Hey there, Bret - I see you looking down
Bb7                                C7           A7
Don’t want to see my little buddy there with a frown
Dm7                      C7
Just because I get more women than you
            Bb7                 C7           A7
That’s only because they don’t know you like I do.
Dm7                     C7
Sure, you’re weedy and kinda shy
     Bb7                                 C7         A7
But some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy.
Dm7                       C7
They want you as a needle when they’re rolling in the hay.
 Bb7                    C7
Just hear me out when I say

Dm7              A7     F   G
Bret, you got it goin’ on.
Gm7                         Am7
The ladies get to know your sexuality
C7                    Dm7  F*
When they get to know your personality.
        Dm7              A7     F   G
I said, Bret, you got it goin’ on.

Gm7
Not in a gay way
Am7
Just in a hey, mate,
C7                        Dm7            F*
I want to say that you’re looking okay, way.

Dm7                      C7                      Bb7
Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy
                    C7       A7
That he thinks his booty is fly?
Dm7               C7
Not all the time, obviously
Bb7                  C7               A7
Just when he’s got a problem with his self-esteem
Dm7                                    C7
Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable
               Bb7
Because you’re bumpable
         C7                             A7        Dm7
Well, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable
         C7               B7
If I say you’ve got a boom-oh-wow
                C7
Come on, Bret, help me out now

Dm7              A7   F   G
Bret you got it goin’ on.
(Bret:I got it goin’ on.)

Gm7                    Am7
That’s the conclusion that I’ve come to
C7                         Dm7        F*
But that doesn’t mean that I want to bum you.
Dm7                 A7     F    G
Bret, you’ve got it goin’ on.
(Bret: Got it goin’ on)
Gm7
No doubt about it
Am7
We’d be getting crazy
C7                            Dm7          F*
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

Dm7    A7              F6  G7
Oh, if one of us was a lady
Gm7                 Am7
And I was your man, if I was your man
Gm7                Dm7 F*  Dm7 F* Dm7Well, sometimes it gets lonely
Dm7          A7
And I need a woman
F6                               G7
And then I imagine you with some bosoms
Dm7           A7               F6
In fact, one time when we were touring
                  G7
And I was really lonely
    Gm7                   Am7              Gm7
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
        Dm7 F* Dm7 F*
I put a wig on you
F6             G7
when you were sleeping
        Dm7
I put a wig on you
A7
Ooh ooh ooh

And I just laid there and spooned you
Dm7                      Dm7(Slide down to the first and let off)
Bret, you’ve got it goin’ on