My Apartment's Very Clean Without You - Garfunkel and Oates

 C Em

I work 'til my kitchen is spotless
   F                           Am
In hopes that my mind will be thoughtless 

F  G        C             Em                  Am
I put everything in it's rightful place, it's true 

C                     G            C
My apartment's very clean without you

                       Em
Got an extra key to my door now 

      F                     Am
Your underwear's not on my floor now 

F        G          C        Em                   F
No more Hendrix or beer or cigarette butts, it's true 

C   G            C    Em           C
My apartment's very clean without you 

           Em                   C
There are children starving in Africa 

F            G
Genocide in Darfur 

         F                         Em
But the thing that really makes me sad
                                 C
Is your toothbrush is not in my drawer 

F           G
Yes, it's true
C   G            C    Em           C
My apartment's very clean without you

   C                          G
I push away the mess with my mop and broom 

     F                        Am
No sound of sports from the other room
F            G          C        Em                   F
I found 'The Last Boy Scout' and threw it away, it's true
C                     G            C
My apartment's very clean without you

                             Em
I can stay up all hours and write now
     F                       Am
No snoring keeping me up at night now
F    G        C         Em         F
No alarm to wake me at 6 AM, it's true
     C                    G          C
But my new bed feels too big without you


      Em                       C
The economy's crumbling around us
          F                        G
And the whole world's getting too hot
          F                        Em
But the thing that really makes me sad
        Em                 C
Is the pair of socks you forgot
F          G
Yes, it's true
C   G           C       Em           C
My apartment's way too clean without you

                    G 
My couch is just a couch 

     C              G
My room is just a room 

     C              G 
My home is just a house
         C
Without you

Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating) - Garfunkel and Oates

Intro: C G C

C G

Get on my go kart, strap myself in

C     F    C

Rev up the engine let the fun begin

   F   G

Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate

F G

But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates - Brrrr!

C G

My body's tingling from my head to my toes

C     F           C

But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows

F G

Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way

F G

God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet

Am7 E7

I never guessed this trembling machine would

F G

Turn the motor on under my hood

F       G

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating

F       G

Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

F       G C

Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line

Shifting gears I can feel my heart throb


Hope nobody notices knows I'm getting a lube job


Don't need no gentleman to start my engine


Cause i can even feel a little rear suspension - Brrrr!


Try to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs


My shit is getting real on this indoor track


I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep 


'Cause Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep!

Now my driving is getting erratic

Cause this transmission is automatic

F       G

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating

F       G

Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

F       G C

Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line

Am7

If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it

E7

Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it

  F

No one look at me cause this is it

G                            

Green flag go go holy shit!

F       G

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating

F       G

Go kart racing, mechanical self-fornicating

F       G C

Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line

Key Change! (up 1 step) Key Change! (up 1/2 step) 

      

Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating

      

Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating

      

Go kart racing, no stopping 'til I cross the finish line 
                    D#
Hallelujah! A-men!

Me, You and Steve - Garfunkel and Oates

Am     F     C     G

Am                                      F                                 C                   G 

Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes

         Am                                    F                      C                       G                   Am 

You hold my hand underneath the table and I can’t disguise the way I feel

                   F                            C                     G                  Am 

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes for this night I can’t believe

                           F                       C                      G                              C 

That it’s finally me and you and you and me just us, and your friend Steve

G                                C                                      G 

Dododo-dodododo Steve Dododo-dodododo Leave 

Am                              F                         C                 G 

What’s the deal with your friend Steve. Oh, hows it going?

   

        Am                                      F                                C                    G 

You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance

        Am                          F                          C                             G                      Am 

You even took me to the Mexican circus, I thought there was a chance we’d be alone

                  F                            C               G                 Am 

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear

                F                               C             G                        C 

What the fuck’s your fucking problem? Why is he always here?

G                                C                                      G 

Dododo-dodododo Steve Dododo-dodododo Leave 

                Am                              F                         C                 G 

Oh Wait! What’s the deal with your friend Steve. Oh, how's it going?

      Am                   G 

It’s not that I don’t like your friend

        C                                 F 

But how many hours with him can you spend

      Am                    G 

It’s not that I don’t think he’s great

            C                     G                   F       C 

But its only you, only you, I wanna fellate

Am                                  F                                C                       G 

Are you gay for Steve I think you may be and that would be alright

       Am                           F                          C  G                                        Am 

But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight

                  F                              C                    G                  Am 

I could’ve wished a thousand wishes 'cause i like to be with you

                             F                        C                                      G 

But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve, there’s nothing I can do!

G                                C                                      G 

Dododo-dodododo Steve Dododo-dodododo Leave 

Am                            F                           C 

What’s the deal with your friend Steve. Oh, how's...

N.C.

You know, I don’t even care how he’s doing. (Me neither.)

C 

Steve

Jessica - Adam Green

C 

Jessica Simpson

Em

where has your love gone?

Am                        G

it's not in your music,no

C

you need a vacation

Em

to wake up the cavemen

Am                      G

and take them to mexico

C         Em      

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

Am                  G

You've got it all wrong

C              Em

Your fraudulent smile

Am

The way that you faked it

   G

The day that you died

C

my body's in shambles

Em

encrusted in brambles

Am   G

that sharpen the air i breathe

C

what's on the menu?

Em

Jessica can you

Am                     G

take down my order please?

C         Em      

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

Am                  G

You've got it all wrong

C              Em

Your fradulent smile

Am

The way that you faked it

    G 

The day that you died

C

tomorrow gets closer

Em

a purple bulldozer

Am                      G

is calling you on the phone

C

your love life precedes you

Em

your son-in-law feeds you

Am                   G

injections of cortisone

C         Em      

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

Am                  G

You've got it all wrong

C              Em

Your fraudulent smile

Am

The way that you faked it

  G

The day that you died

C

Jessica Simpson

Em

where has your love gone?

Am                        G

it's not in your music so where has it gone then?

C

Jessica

Nobody Moves Me Like You - Tin Tin

C     Am     G

C             Am

You are there

G                                        C

Nobody moves me like you

C             Am

You are here

G                                        C

Nobody moves me like you

Am                                 F

What you see in me, you believed in me

Dm           G                       C          E

Nobody moves me like you

Am                             F

What was I to you? I believed in you

Dm            G                       C          A

Nobody moves me like you

(key change)

D              Bm

You are there

A                                         D

Nobody moves me like you

D              Bm

You are here

A                                         D

Nobody moves me like you

Bm            A                       D

Nobody moves me like you - oh yeah

Bm            A                       D

Nobody moves me like you

Is That The Way - Tin Tin

G                             D                     C                 D

See the lights of Lisbon from a ship across the bay

G             D                        Am        D

And old San Sebastian goin' south

G            D                    C                  D

And everybody's brother was a million miles away

C                 D            G             D

Is that the way to treat your guy

CHORUS:

G                 D                 C          D

Is that the way to treat your baby

G                 D                 C          D

Is that the way to treat your guy

G                 D                           C               D

Since you left me girl, you know i've gone stone crazy

C                 D            G             D

Is that the way to treat your guy

G                             D                     C                 D

Sailed the seven oceans as clear as echoes calling

G             D                          Am            D

Searching for the future that we'd have

G                   D                    C                  D

And all but you were waving as we sailed into the harbour

C                 D            G             D

Is that the way to treat your guy

CHORUS

G                                D                                C                        D

The distance that surrounds us is the same that now divides us

G                   D                          Am               D

The only difference now the days grow dark

G                             D                        C                                 D

You know you hurt me, girl, you broke my heart, you changed my world

C                 D            G             D

Is that the way to treat your guy

CHORUS X2

Post Break-Up Sex - The Vaccines

C

I can barely look at you

      Am

Don't tell me who you lost it to

Dm

Didn't we say we had a deal?

G

Didn't I say how bad I feel?

C

Everyone needs a helping hand

    Am

Who said I would not understand?

Dm

Someone up the social scale

    G

For when your going off the rails now,

C                                Am

Post break-up sex that helps you forget your ex,

Dm                       G

What did you expect from post break-up sex?

C

Leave it till the guilt consumes

  Am

I found you in the nearest room

Dm

All our friends were unaware

G

Most had just passed out downstairs

   C

To think I hoped you'd be okay

     Am

Now I cant think of what to say

Dm

Maybe i misunderstood

      G

but I cant believe your feeling good from

C                                Am

Post break-up sex that helps you forget your ex,

Dm                       G

What did you expect from post break-up sex?

Solo.

C Am Dm G

C                                Am

Post break-up sex that helps you forget your ex,

Dm                       G

What did you expect from post break-up sex?

            F                                          C

Oh when you love somebody but you find someone (uh huh huh)

       F                                        C           E           Am    F

and it all unravels and it comes undone (uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huuuuuuuuuh)

C G

C                                Am

Post break-up sex that helps you forget your ex,

Dm                       G

What did you expect from post break-up sex?

C                                Am

Post break-up sex that helps you forget your ex,

Dm                       G

What did you expect from post break-up sex?

Rainbow Connection - (The Muppet Movie OST) Kermit the Frog

G             Em      C         D

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, 

G                   Em    C

and what's on the other side?

G             Em      C         D

Rainbows are visions, but only illusions.

G                   Em    C

Rainbows have nothing to hide. 

C

So we've been told and some choose to believe it.

D7  D

I know they're wrong,  wait and see.

C                D          G             Em

Some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection,

C               D             G

The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

G             Em              C         D

Who said that every wish will be heard and answered

G                   Em    C

When wished on the morning star?

G             Em               C         D

Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.

G               Em    C

Look what it's done so far.

C

What's so amazing and keeps us star-gazing?

D7  D

What do we think we might see?

C                D          G             Em

Some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection, 

C               D             G

The lovers, the dreamers and me.

D         Em         G

All of us under its spell,

    C             G        Am7-D7

We know that it's probably magic

G             Em               C         D

Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices?

G               Em    C

I've heard them calling my name.

G             Em                 C             D

Are these the sweet sounds that called the young sailors?

G               Em    C

I think that they're one and the same.

C

I've heard it too many times to ignore it.

D7   D

It's something that I'm supposed to be.

C                          D       G     Em

Someday we'll find it the rainbow connection,

C               D             G

the lovers, the dreamers and me.

C                          D       G     Em

Someday we'll find it the rainbow connection,

C               D             G

the lovers, the dreamers and me.